Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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