I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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