Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
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out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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