On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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