Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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