making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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