Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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