I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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