Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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