Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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