Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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