the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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