Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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