this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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