I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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