So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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