his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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