You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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