Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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