I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize