Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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