Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize