if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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