Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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