im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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