I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
be right there i have to get my cape
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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