I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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