i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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