So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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