Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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