That's intense
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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