Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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