I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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