Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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