So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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