Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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