I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I cannot find my penis.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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