So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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