Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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