i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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