Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
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She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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