Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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