went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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