Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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