i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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