meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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