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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
We have started to decorate penises.
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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