So drunk, too bad you don't want this
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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