Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize