We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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